Tuesday, February 11, 2014

The Legend of Lemonardo

The Legend of Lemonardo

His name was Lemonardo di Caprio. He was the ugliest fruit in Lemontropolis. When Lemonardo was in Juicing School, all the other fruits and vegetables said he would never make a good lemonade. One day he met a magic golfer named Arnold Palmer, who would teach him the ways of mixing iced tea with "bad" lemonade. Lemonardo, who knew his time as a lemon was drawing to a close, saw this as an opportunity to discover his lemon identity, his "Lemoty". He went on a journey to the Big Apple to pursue his dream of one day being the refreshing beverage of a young Albany High School student. Everywhere he went, he could hear the guiding words of Arnold Palmer as he continued his quest. Finally, one day the Big Blender, the most admired figure in the juice world, discovered Lemonardo and offered to make him famous. Lemonardo would become the fare of a new study called Lemontology, an exploration of the dreams of lemons. In the process, despite having to sacrifice himself, he would find his dream of greatness fulfilled. He would be forever known as "Lemonardo the Great Gatsby".
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